Opening Ceremony 2012
The Opening Ceremony for the London 2012 Olympic Games in London was by far the most drab, aimless, tasteless, classless and embarassing piece of work that the Olympics has ever delivered.
This is London’t third time hosting the Olympics – hopefully their last.
London not High on My Wish List
I have never had much of a desire to visit London. Now I have even less desire to visit.
Regardless of my travel itinerary, in case you missed the Opening Ceremony – here’s the run down.
- Samsung Commercial
- James Bond Commercial
- Watch 20 minutes of the Grammys
- Tune into your Favorite Bubble Gum Rappers YouTube Channel
- Dalek Lights Torch
- Nah, nah, nah, nah…
- Queen mutters something under her breath
Product Placement Rules!
I hope that product placement is not fully raped in the 2016 Olympics like it was today. Not that I would ever buy any piece of garbage Samsung device in the first place.
Now, I never will.
London Sells Out
Watching the first half of the Opening Ceremony was like watching a poorly choreographed TV commercial.
The Exorcist at the Opening Ceremony
The theme to The Exorcist, Tubular Bells being played while symbolically sick children in hospital beds were being haunted and traumitized by big black demons.
How nice! Very uplifting and inspiring.
Not only is this stupid. It’s creepy as hell!
This is part of the Opening Ceremony? What a joke!
What a disgrace.
British Taking the Piss
Yes, I get it. I know Limeys don’t take anything seriously. I don’t have a problem with that. But, bloody limeys made themselves look like complete asses on a global scale.
It’s the Olympics, not Friday night Telly.
The Queen wasn’t Even Interested
Even the Queen herself was caught Tweeting, Knitting or picking the dirt from her nails.
Michelle Obama was more engaged with the Opening Ceremony then her majesty was.
The whole experience was like watching a runaway train heading getting ready to impact a brick wall and there was nothing you could do about it.
Except watch in horror and sadness for all involved.
Who cares! It was a hop and pop anyway and boring. The footage sucked anyway.
More gimmicky garbage.
Lame, lame, lame, lame, lame.
Mr Bean Plays Chariots of Fire
I love Mr. Bean. I’m a big fan and I have been for years.
When it was announced that Chariots of Fire was going to be played, I thought this would be great. I love that song and thought that the tide may have changed.
Maybe some redemption after all.
I was wrong.
We have Mr. Bean playing Chariots of Fire while checking his Samsung.
Nice, more product placement. More reasons NOT to buy any Samsung garbage.
What a joke – a huge joke. Yes, I get it. That’s what the Limeys wanted to deliver.