The Lucky Country, Now a Little Unlucky with The Shire

Sydney.

Australia.

Do yourself a big favor and pull the plug on this piece of untidy excrement that you call Dramality Television.

You are embarrassing Cronulla, The Sutherland Shire and Sydney as a whole. Both Domestically but on an Global Scale as well.

Sydney Just Took a Hit in the Tourism Industry

For Australians who have never been to Sydney, thanks to Channel 10 and the new TV Series ‘The Shire’ they now have a good reason to travel somewhere else.

Maybe, they should spend their hard earned plastic (like the boobs) Australian Dollars and head to Adelaide or Darwin instead?

The impression for people who have never bent to Sydney before is that Sydney is full of disgustingly-over-bloated-lips, IQ-under-4 masses, social feces and parasitical baboons that live and dwell off of Mommy and Daddy’s Dollars in Sydney and in “God’s Country”.

Good job Channel 10!

Sydney is not like this folks – these morons are a drop in the bucket.

Sadly, the damage has already been done.

I DONT WANNA BE FROM AUSTRALIA NO MORE !!! SERIOUSLY WHAT A JOKE THIS IS

Nice!

The Shire? Sydney? It Doesn’t Matter.

Sure, it’s supposed to be focused on and just ‘The Shire’ (which is referring to the Sydney’s south Sutherland Shire) but viewers will assume that this is the norm and the majority in Sydney.

Which it is not!

Meet Riffy Raffy – Have You Heard?

I don’t know where they found the douchebags for this show and this Riff Raff wannabe Rapper character?

My Name is Riffy Raffy, Have You Heard?
I’ll Leave You Physically, Menatally and Emotional Disturbed!

Really?

Get some skills!

I know 5 year olds that can rap better then you. Your flow is just is the cliche white person rap:

A, Yo. My name is Riff Raff and I’m here to Say,
I love the dope ass Shire in a Major way.

Whatever man.

You are only embarrassing yourself, your beats are wak as hell! You can’t rap, so stop – or keep practicing in the bathroom where defecation belongs.

Don’t go broadcasting yourself on TV because your flow is ‘sik’ – It’s Not!

Riffy Raffy – Meet Google

Since you probably don’t know how to Google, I already did it for you. Just click on the pretty link HERE and sign up for a writers course at the Gymea Campus TAFE. They might even feel sorry for you and waive your fees.

I do see that you use a Mac though, so at least there is some sign of intelligence and an instance of hope.

Incase you don’t know how to find Gymea Tafe on Google Maps I can help you with that too.

Australia has Spoken

The Shirt TV Show YouTube Comments

You Know it's Bad when even Aussies don't want to be Aussie Anymore.

Bravo!

It’s almost as if Channel 10 went out of their way to embarrass and disgrace Australia. I have never seen television this bad, and there is a lot of bad TV in Australia.

This takes the cake, by far.

General Consensus and Reaction from Around the Web

Take a look at Facebook. Intelligent Aussie viewers turn off before it even begins.

The Shire Trending on Twitter.

The Aftermath – The Shire on Facebook.

Cronulla is Nothing Like This!

If anything, there is a mindless woman running around Cronulla writing on plastic garbage cans. Which would make for far more entertaining television.

Find her!

Give her a TV Show. It would be far more entertaining and more real then this dung.

Channel 10 Blows Balls!

This is exactly why I don’t watch TV – constantly lowering the bar in humanity by broadcasting deplorable, lame, big, nasty ass, overblown-platypus-lips that touches the bottom of ones nose when they talk, on television – and being proud of it?

Proud to be Australian?

The fact that I already wasted this much time and energy on a burning discharge of media that you call entertainment and television shows that you got me.

Good.

Good for you.

Good for you and embarrassing your big ass sun burned country and it’s people. That’s really something to be proud of.

I’ve Seen Enough

This is the first and last time that you will ever hear from about this pathetic excuse of a production by me. I will not be viewing this sorry ass show again either.

Judging by the reaction from my fellow Aussie Citizens and Sydney Siders, I am sure they will not either be wasting their time watching this stain dry ever again.

Whoever backed, funded and signed off on this pollution needs to be sacked today.

Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars. Straight to the unemployment office for you. You are clearly ignorant and in the wrong line of work.

Leave the trashy, brain rot, superficial, lame television to the Americans – at least Americans can do it right.

Dear Channel 10 and Australia

Do yourself a favor and pull this piece fecal matter from the airwaves.

You have a thriving tourism market, especially Sydney. Don’t screw it up and tarnish it with this nonsense.

If I saw this musck from overseas, it would easily influence my decision in traveling to Australia and Sydney. I would have quickly made a choice to fly over to our Kiwi friends land and hang out in Auckland or maybe even Queenstown.

The perception from The Shire is that I will be bombarded by overgrown duck-lipped woman and ugly spoiled brats where Surgar Daddies foot 15,000 monthly credit card bills.

If I want that, I’ll go to L.A.

I’ll spend my time and money traveling to a place where the country and people actually have a drop of dignity.

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